
Bill Ankeney
Founder & Chief Simplification Officer
Previously led the Essentials Platform team at a large fruit-branded company. Believes every object in the home deserves a CI/CD pipeline.
Leadership
Five operators stewarding thirty essential objects and the cloud that keeps them running.

Founder & Chief Simplification Officer
Previously led the Essentials Platform team at a large fruit-branded company. Believes every object in the home deserves a CI/CD pipeline.

President, Platform Verticals
Spent a decade at various series-C hardware startups learning why objects should cost more. Holds three patents on bristle orientation.

SVP, Utensil Strategy
Former head of Fork Engineering at a division you've never heard of. Believes a spoon without analytics is a spoon forfeited.

Chief Trust Architect
Built Super Engineered's zero-trust mesh for household appliances. Still signs every commit in person.

VP, Cloud Hardware
Runs the team responsible for keeping 14 million doorknobs in quorum. Speaks four protocols fluently.